So this kid wants to
So this republican president wants to get a
get a dog. He knows his
conservative on the Supreme Court. He knows the congress
parents will say no
won’t buy it. his advisors tell him to try this plan.
so he brings home a big
He nominates a totally unqualified lawyer who is
ugly smelly horrible dog
more than a joke and expected of a stupid president
who terrifies his parents. He
who seemingly didn’t know any better. He makes the most
cries and says he wants it, they
ridiculous excuses and even his friends say no and try
say no. He takes the dog out
to explain it to him. So he lets her quit in a fuzzy confusion.
and brings the dog he really
and nominates the guy his cronies wanted him to present
wants. Relieved… his parents
in the first place, relieved… and suckered in, the people.
say okay, you got it! Kid smiles.
And congress says okay… oblivious and relieved, the conservatives smile… again.